The Dalevich-ionary

Abbadabbashabbalabba – to genetically create a musical act hybrid in your own laboratory, generally used to refer to the laboratory itself.

Arglefogey – An old person with a penchant for placing toy plastic rhinos in wood burning stoves

Dervelkefflechuck – The act of making people go around you when you are passing wind and then wafting it at them when they pass while giggling cheekily to yourself.

Dervelkefflechucker- The sort of person who Dervelkefflechucks

Dervelkefflechuckee – The victim of Dervelkefflechucking he/she who has been Dervelkefflechucked..

Dervelgustea – The slightly ill feeling a victim of Dervelkefflechuck gets when they pass a Dervelkefflechucker

Egremont – To remove a baby Eagle from a plinth, have a look at it then put it back down again

Falcogeminihampaphobia – the fear of finding a Falcon born in June in your picnic container

Grurgle – a small burp that resembles speech

Harimotheftophobia – The fear of having your fruity sweets stolen by a moth.

Hayokelure – the act of enticing a man from a small country village for reasons unknown.

Ibbledosh – The light green powdery substance found at the bottom of a pack of Jaffa Cakes that has been lent to a drummer from Swindon upon it’s return.

Jaruty – The act of making a large item of furniture fit through a small doorway by asking it politely.

Kernyurken – Small tent made from the skin of Bees.

London – To have leant on something then got bored and stopped leaning.

Myykitumble – To take part in a Tombola style raffle whilst holding a microphone and standing with a person called Michael or Michaela.

Neffs – The small inexplicable fluffy bits from a tumble dryer, the colour of which matches no garment you own.

Oculact – To make Milk come from the corner of your eyes to feed to an abandoned baby otter found at a riverside

Pabblestrop – To use a Rock or stone as an oar in an angry manner on loss of wooden oar from rowing boat.

Spandaramafistothroatostereophobia – the fear of being punched in the neck while listening to eighties music on the radio.

Shpoodle – The act of pushing a small curly haired dog into the path of an oncoming pensioner.

Yogel – The act of shouting “Ya-aye-ee Boo-Boo” from the side of a Scandinavian mountain