The Pineapple Scale

I have been going on for weeks about something that has caught the attention of literally two or three people.

It's the Pineapple Scale.

But what is this crazy scale I hear no-one cry.

Allow me to elaborate but first here's a little bit of background.....

I do not have Sky.

By that I don't mean I am in danger of freezing to death or being radiationed into little bits by a solar pummelling due to a lack of atmosphere. I of course mean I do not subscribe to the wide range of quality programming offered by the British Sky Broadcasting media group. I'm a freeview kinda guy and I'm fine with that. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

So I was blissfully ignorant to a certain phenomena until Harry Hill began sharing his observations on his TV Burp.

I am of course referring to 'Pineapple Dance Studios' with the inhumanly energetic stubble-fest that is Louis Spence.

This is him here.

You know who I mean?

Thought you might, well to say that this man is camper than a branch of Outdoor World makes the word 'understatement' makes an understatement of the word understatement. He must live on a diet of Red Bull (other energy drinks are available), pink wafer biscuits and Absinthe.

He makes this man....

Looks like this man.....

so...in his honour I have devised a scale of campness using this man here....

The Pineapple Scale

it's quite simple it runs from one to ten....Louis is a quite clearly the ten.

I know what you're thinking...."Surely he's at least a 15...mumble mumble mumble..."

But no, he IS the scale and you really have to be going some to get a 10 in this scale let me tell

ya.

I have no problem with him...okay, I might switch to the paint drying channel to calm down after a couple of microseconds of seeing him on telly but he is who he is and in his honour I have devised this measuring device.

Oh, by the way...if you're still not convinced, check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dstOfHwaB8

Fair's fair, he's a nimble little bugger.

I wonder how far most people will get before they search out a video featuring a sunset or a locked off shot of some concrete.